December 2011
371 posts
“There will come a time when all of us are dead. All of us. There will come a...”
– John Green, The Fault in Our Stars. (via ashlyniscool)
“If you speak even the most rudimentary form of the English language then you’ll...”
– The Art Of Getting By (via magicsinthemusic)
How to make life uncomfortable:
-Post an ad in the classified section, simply stating: Tasteful Fantasy Nudes, and see who shows up.
-Wear transition glasses.
-Preface everything you say with, “I’m not a racist, but…”
-Next time you want to meet someone, walk up to them and say, “You look so familiar. I think we’re both friends with Macaulay Culkin.”
-Freestyle rap at parties.
-Casually start wearing medical gloves...
